Thirsty Bastard™ Purified Water + Electrolytes

Thirsty Bastard™ Purified Water + Electrolytes is our signature 16oz. all aluminum brand water. Our water uses reverse osmosis so you get the cleanest product in a reusable and recyclable container. 

A hint of electrolytes keeps the taste crisp without any chalky after‑feel, so the refreshment feels almost electric. The signature matte‑white bottle is lightweight, fully recyclable, and designed to stand out—whether it’s on a treadmill cup‑holder or a boardroom desk.